LOS ANGELES: Larchmont Village
Unless you live in the jungle of central Africa or atop a Chinese monastery (although they might have wi-fi there), chances are you have been exposed to social media and all of its digital bacteria. The infestation of modern technologically advanced socio-economic structures have never seen such healthy revenue streams, no… call it advertising opportunities… no, no, call it perhaps, junk! Yes, that’s the word. There has never been such streamlined and perfected wastes of effort and time. It’s all bundled up by social media addicts under different digital labels or “Apps” for others to oooooh and aaaaah – thus wasting more time and effort. It’s the movie IDIOCRACY (2006) come nearly to fruition for large sectors of the current human population.
But through wasted time Tweeting and Tumbling, Snapping and Instagramming or Facebooking and Pinning, true love has managed to rise. True love for oneself. Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who’s the prettiest Social Media Queen of them all? Why you are (says her alter ego) the prettiest and fairest of them all. Now get busy and selfie more photos of your butt and breasts! We need to sell some more re-branded lotion from Minnesota.
How dumb are we as a society to having embraced the dernier cri to the point of Social Media Queening and watching at not only every possible interval, (stop light, before a meeting, lunch, dinner, walking to the train, on a bus) but actually “scheduling” times to incorporate this activity into our daily lives? What is the limit? Where is the line drawn? How many bikinis, butts, breasts, bellies and “suck your cock” mouth expressions can be admired or “liked” before society realizes that Social Media Queening (whoring) is really a waste of time? Well, not a waste of time for those who created social media apps or profiting via advertising / media buying outlets. Those savvy vampires feasting off your energy and effort want to infect more people. Put a cell phone or smart pad into any baby’s hands that is capable of clicking. It will increase their profits off of your free labor! Your willingness to stare at almost nudity is the target. That is, profanity and fornication (it’s not that difficult).
But what about the “model” who holds up a bottle of fat burning gel or super skinny tea which is supposed to make you poop 10 times a day and only costs $4.99 for 10 bags or 100 poops? Isn’t she getting paid at least $50 bucks for every post? That’s not whoring is it? It’s MODELING. Sure, she is a legit social media PROMOTIONAL model. Chances are she probably has a few other shadowed ass crack or covered up nipple shots checkered around the tea photo somewhere on her feed. But that’s what guys love. Men love seeing soft porn, the tease or undiscovered sexual mystery. Women know men love those moments just before sex happens. Something to do with the EXCITEMENT of seeing her junk all covered up before the mating ritual begins (psuedo-mating). Social media has made it possible for women (they still dominate the market – although men are closing the gap) to express their love and appreciation for themselves even easier. The more that specific area or gap between porn and beauty is greyed, the more eyeballs will be looking at these girls, if not just for the shock. Have a few minutes before your next meeting? Check out a few 98% (nearly) naked girls on Instagram where everything is exposed except the very intimate parts of their anus, ass crack and nipples. A perfect side distraction before closing that deal.
The Butt Blog, a prime example of what’s happening on social media today (did you just click on The Butt Blog link? Of course you did.) Packaged and primed up for sexual semi-voyeur types. Every ass is hand clicked, I mean picked, to generate likes. But the single most influential feeds are those curated by divine big breasted and bootied playmate lingerie bikini type bimbos who want YOU to know what sex might look like with them. Every single photo is produced through trial and error to obtain that ultimate sexual “effect”. This means selfie shooting it over and over and over again, editing, preparing make up, having the right sexual outfit, the right sexual mouth pose, the right sexual position, etc. It’s all about the “fuck” – pardon my Canadian French. And you are the victim of this vanity. “Look at me. I’m in my lingerie, woke up like this, with lipstick on and white lotion all over my neck and stomach because it looks like CUM. I’m on the bed wearing my see through bra and I wear this to bed every night while sucking on my finger the same way I suck on….” OK too rude. Or, “check me out in my super slinky tight g-string panties with a perfect wax job in the bathroom mirror. Aren’t I hot? – Don’t worry about the toilet paper roll in the background. It’s meant to be there because this makes it more REAL.”
The digital confidence is overwhelming. And if they can’t pay their bills then after a few hundred thousand followers (or less) those marketers will find these girls and offer them petty cash deals for posting. The smarter or more slick ones might sign up for SnapCash or Facebook Money or even Google Wallet (also check the top photo as she is holding an app up in her phone) and send private seductive provocative videos to their online suitors. No it’s not prostitution, but it is Social Media Queening. If you think that these girls are sending videos of themselves baking cookies, you are sadly and naively mistaken. They may not be using metal dildos on themselves while streaming it to their payee, but they are definitely wearing LESS than lingerie whilst performing.
But we can’t blame these girls for trying to survive. Without an education, family support system or proper sugar daddy, there is a means to a financial end or solution by flashing their female fornication on various outlets. One real solution and overwhelming effect has been the injection of the sugar daddy into her mix after several provocative posts (not for all girls but yes, more than one could imagine). Meaning, the Social Media Whore, I mean Queen, now has not only attracted high net worth guys who want to have sex with her for money, but narrowed it down to a few. They make it a mission to pinpoint or target the right guy for their selfish habits. Naturally, they will have selected more than one for real time in person meets. Did she stop posting bikini and lingerie photos after selecting the proper senior sugar daddy suitor? No, no, no, she only increased the cost of lingerie and bikinis in her wardrobe and now shooting soft porn in exotic locations!!! And guess what? There is no sign of the senior citizen paying for it all! It’s those damn skinny tea posts and $2 lotions that paid for it all right?
But that’s not fair. Perhaps all those skinny tea poop and I feel like a clean virgin feel vitamin pill posts actually filled her bank account with enough cash to fly on private jets or premier class a dozen times in a month, purchase tens of thousand of dollars in clothing, shoes and handbags AND miraculously cover her living expenses – home, car, etc. while traveling!!!! Yes, this could be possible. Also, the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny are running Wall Street. Could be….